What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

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Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.